These things are far too addictive...

I can spend hours doing these little quiz thingies. That's not really a good thing when you consider I'm past deadline and coming up on another deadline... aaack!

Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"

You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love. You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!) Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Heh, I'm hot! And hard to get! And... wait a minute... is this why I haven't had a date in longer than I'd care to contemplate? No fair!

Your Lust Quotient: 55%

You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it. Your friends would be surprised to know that you're secretly very wild!

How Much Lust Do You Have?

No, they wouldn't. My friends have read my books.

You Are: 50% Dog, 50% Cat

You are a nice blend of cat and dog. You're playful but not too needy. And you're friendly but careful. And while you have your moody moments, you're too happy to stay upset for long.

Are You More Cat or Dog?

Mewoof.

You Should Rule Mars

Mars is a planet that shines brightly and loops wildly around the solar system. You are perfect to rule Mars, because you are both energetic and independent. Like Mars, you seems attractive and bright to others - but you're difficult to pin down. You are a great thinker, but you only think in the present and ignore the future. Full of enthusiasm and inspiration, you are into your own thing... and rather insensitive to others.

What Planet Should You Rule?

If you rule an entire frickin' planet, how sensitive to the needs of others do you really have to be? Honestly?

... someone please stop me from doing seven thousand more of these...