Cheesy Easter Jokes

... most of which were told to me by my sons today, although a few came from an adult woman who should really be past this sort of thing by now. (Yes, Jennie, I am looking at you.) Ahh, the humor of prepubescent boys, you just can't beat it.

• What did the man say when he saw 10 bunnies hopping over the hill?

There go 10 bunnies hopping over the hill.

• What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

• Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

He didn't want the other bunnies to know he'd been fooling around with the chickens.

• What do you call ten rabbits hopping backward?

A receeding hareline.

• What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?

Tired.

• What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

• Why must you never tell a joke to an Easter egg?

It might crack up!

I don't know about you, but that's about my limit for bad humor. Of course, it didn't stop for me just because I hit my limit... but I won't torture you. Consider it my Easter present to you.